Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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