Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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