Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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