The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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