Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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