THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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