Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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