She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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