I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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