I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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