The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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