he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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