He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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