HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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