I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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