I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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