it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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