bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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