So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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