Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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