...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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