My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
