for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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