I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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