My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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