I will die if light touches me.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
