Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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