so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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