I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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