I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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