the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
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What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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