He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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