she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
