Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
PANTIES FOUND
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