Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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