I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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