Best friends brother. Beat that.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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