we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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