Operation Purity has been aborted
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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