Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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