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Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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