she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
This toilet bowl is my home.
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