Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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