Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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