arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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