belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
