I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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