One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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