Small penises have feelings too.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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