I hate your face
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
