it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough