Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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